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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT SMAKK AND FAT FELLOW!!!!!!!!!!

Sweeeet! Finally a place that recognizes what the world needs....



Mullet: Business in the front... party in the back!

Funny Poem!

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't been posting, I was sickly!! But I'm better now! :)
So I came across this poem today and I thought I would share it...
It was written by a black guy from Texas, I found it rather funny!!

I BORN, I BLACK

When I born, I BLACK.

When I grow up, I black.

When I go in sun, I black.

when I cold, I black.

When I scared, I black.

When I sick, I black.

And when I die, I still BLACK!

You WHITE FOLKS.....

When you born, you pink.

When you grow up, you white.

When you go in sun, you red.

When you cold, you blue.

When you scared, you yellow.

When you sick, you green.

When you bruised, you purple.

And when you die, you gray

So who you callin' COLORED

*Mo' Money Mo' Problems*

Comedy Central star Dave Chappell has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa. The comedian's whereabouts and condition have been unknown since Comedy Central abruptly announced last week that the planned May 31 launch of the third season of "Chappelle's Show" had been postponed and production halted.
Chappelle flew from Newark, N.J., to South Africa on April 28 for treatment.

Okay, Dave Chappell is freakin hilarious! If you haven't seen Chappell Show, I highly advise you check it out! The first season DVD: The Black White Supremacist, The Real Mad Real World, and OMG Trading Spouses, etc... GREATNESS! With the second season coming out soon. Chappelle signed a $50 million deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons of his show, a payday made possible because of the explosive sales of the show's first season DVD. I have heard that he was quite content with his low-key fame such as "Half Baked" and appearences in other hit comedy films. The fame he was receiving from the hit Chappell Show, has become too much for him!

This is just one example (Perfect Example, he had money and he's dead!) that P Diddy and Mase said the straight up truth... "I don’t know what they want from me, It’s like the more money we come across, The more problems we see"

I remember back when I had no money (NOW Still, but that's beside the point) but I mean MADE a lot less money... the more money you make the more things you buy/want, not NEED but CAN get. Then you start getting that wonderful thing we all call "better" CREDIT and utimately we all end up in DEBT!!

And back when I made less money, I was still just as happy!!

Look at all the rich and famous who commit suicide, overdose, admit themselves!!!

Anyway, over it now... I hope Dave get's better cause I need a Season 3!!

SIMPLY MAV-ELOUS!!!

Dirk Nowitzki’s fadeaway jumper with 6.8 seconds remaining lifted the visiting Mavericks to a 108-106 Game 2 victory over the Suns on Wednesday. The win knots their West semifinal at1-1. Nowitzki scored his four fourth-quarter points in the final two minutes, hitting two free throws with 1:55 remaining to give Dallas a 106-102 lead. Michael Finley was strong throughout, making 12-of-18 from the field en route to a game-high 31 points. Nowitzki had 23 and Erick Dampier had 15 points with 12 boards.

Michael Finley was ON FIRE last night, as were all of our MAV-ELOUS Dallas Mavericks last night! I hope everyone marked my words yesterday when I posted that I had a good feeling about last nights game!

Poor wittle Johnson... busted up his wittle eye :( Poor Baby! ;)

I meant that literally when I told them to get out the mop... to wipe up the blood! Muwhahaha

Dirk... who's yo daddy!?! I love you, like a father... in-law!

Performing at your best as usual, wonderful win and I can't wait to see you work your magic in Dallas! I have a GREAT feeling about Fridays game as well. The Mav's needed this win as a boast of confidence! It was heart racing at the end, but the Mav's were in the lead the entire first half. Even later the SUNS only ever had a few point lead at most!

FABULOUS JOB!!!

GO MAV'S!!!!!!!!! YAY!

Still the Cutest!

SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!

It's on Tonight!

VS.

It's on baby! I have a good feeling about tonight... GO MAV'S!!

Mr. Clean.... get your mop ready!

No Comparison!

My Dog is waaaaaay cuter than this rat! And she's still bigger!

My little cutie!

This is my little cutie Chihuahua Onyx! And no I do not walk around with her on my arm every where I go! But she is not a Rat-Dog like SOME people like to refer to our little furry friends!
Please tell me where you have found a 6lb. rat.....



Isn't she just the cutest?!

Paris Stole my Man!!

So I went and saw House of Wax.... and the only thing I can think about is how upset I was that Paris was hooking up with a hunky brotha! I actually found myself giggling throughout the movie on numerous occassions. I jumped like once or twice at the most.



So back on the subject of Paris and the hunky brotha, I like the brotha's!
And I'm not real sure why this irritated me... but Paris stole my man!!!
So his name is Robert Ri'chard, I think he's pretty hot. He's been on the supporting
cast of a few movies, funny I haven't really ever noticed him... but she still stole my man! hehe

A few thoughts for the day!

Don Johnson's Hot!

Why do people eat scorpion fish??? And why is it sooo expensive??

Chinese people ate Ron's intestines last night!! And ... Ron wants to donate his liver... HELLO!! Who would want that??

So the Mav's had a little tough competition last night... I never said the Sun's weren't a great team! Also, Steve Nash was just awarded MVP (which he totally deserved) so of course he was hyped up! But, I have a feeling the tides will turn for the poor Phoenix Suns... IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER!! And does anyone else think Steve Nash looks like a Chucky Doll??

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And... I am missing the Kelly Clarkson concert tonight!!! :(

Since You been goooooooooooooooone.........

Just a few thoughts...

GO MAV'S!!

So, The Dallas Maverick's straight up murdered the Houston Rockets Saturday night!
Dallas 116 Houston 76!!!!!! That was an awesome game!



Watched the game at a favorite local bar, by the time the game was over I was convinced that those 41 red headed sluts on Captsmakk's tab had all been consumed by *Impregnator*
After fondling my ass and tits every chance he could, he finally jumped on a chair and swiftly tumbled head first toward the table and almost on top of me. (I'm sure that wasn't planned ;)
I am also totally convinced that Impregnator and Captsmakk possibly switched identities for the evening. Captsmakk actually being the responsible one, take out your cameras folks... this may NEVER happen again! It was a fun evening, every one was in good spirits and most important... THE MAV'S WHOOPED THAT ASS!!!
On to Pheonix Baby.... oh and Mr. Clean, get ready to wipe up the blood.... the Sun's blood that is! Muwhahahahaha

GO MAV'S!!!!!!

Tired of the Drama!!

I'm so tired of all this drama revolving around Avril, if you guys have such a problem... tell her yourself on her own blog Avril's Blog!!!!